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Back to work today. Long LONG day. I'm still not 100% but I think I might be working my way up to it.

It's always amazing to me how other people's minds work. Have you ever wondered about that? Just sat and wondered why something that absolutely INFURIATES you has no effect on someone else? I do. I sit and think about stuff like that all the time. I try to see things from other people's perspectives whenever I can. Of course my temper and personality tend to get a little crazy and I don't necessarily act on those thoughts, but I have them nevertheless.

Sometimes, I wonder if the reason why I'm so sick, is that inside I'm just not that fantastic. I mean, my nature, or my soul. My chakras, if it were. I have terrible karma. If something bad can possibly happen it will happen to me. Its been proven over and over again. Ugh I'm sorry, I don't mean to be morbid, I think my mind is running away with me. So, instead I'll leave you with something I always find extremely hilarious. It always makes me chuckle.

I love Nora Roberts/JD Robb. I've read nearly all of her books and I have read every single In Death novel/story available. Nora's writing is fun, intelligent, exciting and witty. Here's a passage from Fantasy In Death. Leading up to this conversation Peabody has had to inform a couple of women about the infidelity of a suspect. This particular suspect has had a LOT of sexual interaction with a LOT of different people in a the same amount of time, if you get my drift. Anyhow here you go. I hope you enjoy:

Peabody: Do you think the penis ever gets tired?

Dallas: Whose?

Peabody: Anybodys. I mean anybody with one. Does the penis ever just think; For God's sake pal give it a rest!! Or is it all, Whoo Hoo here we go again!!

Dallas: Is this germaine to the case? Or have you lapsed into girl talk?

P: It springs from the case. I was thinking about that asshole. There he is banging away at Britt Casey yesterday afternoon a triple header, floor, bed and against the door. Then last night he's bucking with Roland in fantasy game play pirate captain and cabin boy .

D: STop!!!

P: Wait!! Then this morning he sneaks in coffee and a quickie with Chelsea Saxton and gets a follow up bj in the shower.

D: Jesus Peabody!!

P: Well, I didnt ask for the dirty details. but all three of them just splurted it all out when they found out about the others. I really think most Gineys would say 'Hey! Dont even THINK about putting anything in there for awhile.

D: Gineys?

P: Its a nice name for vagina and I really think after a couple rounds under most circumstances your average Giney would say 'Okay, that'll hold me for awhile.' but does the penis just keep searching out the next orifice? I wonder, since I don't have one.

D: In case you're wondering, neither do I.

P: I've seen you naked so I know this. I think the most stalwart and energetic penis would at some point would say ' Enough's enough for today or for tonite' and since hey, I'm all relaxed right now I'm taking a little vacation, or just a nap.

D: See now I've got this image of some cock sitting at a swim-up bar at a resort wearing sun-shades and drinking one of those stupid drinks full of fruit and pink paper umbrellas.

P: Awww that's cute

D: It's NOT cute. It's mildly scary. Or disgusting, I'm not sure which. Both.

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Disclaimer: I do not own any of this material, I am not trying to pass it off as mine. I am just a huge fan of Ms. Roberts. This is one of my favorite memories of one of her stories. I just wanted to share a little laughter.
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